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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}

{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}

{"fact":"Cats only use their meows to talk to humans, not each other. The only time they meow to communicate with other felines is when they are kittens to signal to their mother.","length":170}

{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}

{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}

{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}

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