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{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}

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{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}

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