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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the dog say to the two trees?","punchline":"Bark bark.","id":170}
{"fact":"A cat's hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"fact":"Mohammed loved cats and reportedly his favorite cat, Muezza, was a tabby. Legend says that tabby cats have an \u201cM\u201d for Mohammed on top of their heads because Mohammad would often rest his hand on the cat\u2019s head.","length":210}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the half blind man fall in the well?","punchline":"Because he couldn't see that well!","id":325}
{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}
{"type":"general","setup":"did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?","punchline":"they were cooked in Greece","id":31}
{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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