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Ramón González was a Cuban third baseman in the Negro leagues and Cuban League in the 1910s and 1920s.

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Fernando Carlos Maletti was an Argentine prelate of the Catholic Church in Argentina. He served as bishop of San Carlos de Bariloche from 2001 until 2013 and as the bishop of Merlo-Moreno from 2013 until his death in 2022 at the age of 72.

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