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Commodore Rock is the second EP by English electronic band Ladytron. It was released in June 2000 by Invicta Hi-Fi Records (UK) and Emperor Norton (US) on CD and 12\" formats. A 10\" vinyl special edition was released by French label Tricadel in the same year. This edition included Ladytron's debut single \"He Took Her To a Movie\" remixed by Tricadel's owner Bertrand Burgalat and the instrumental \"Olivetti Jerk\".
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Morteza Najafipour Moghadam, better known as Shahin Najafi, is an Iranian musician, singer, composer, poet, author, and political activist.
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